But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize