That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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