All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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