That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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