There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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