Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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