Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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