pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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