If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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