So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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