Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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