Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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