what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I know her cup size but not her name....
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