You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
