I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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