Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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