Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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