The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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