Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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