I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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