so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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