i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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