there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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