Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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