drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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