no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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