nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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