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U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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