Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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