Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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