So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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