Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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