Midget sex pt 2 tonight
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i think i have herpe
just one?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Randomize
