I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
either way he was missing a nipple.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize