Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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