Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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