Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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