i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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