Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My Sexting was not on an AP level
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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