I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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