do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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