Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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