is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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