he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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