apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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