just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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