he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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