Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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