i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Pants are for mortals
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
