you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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