Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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