Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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