Small penises have feelings too.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
