i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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