: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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